I philosophize with other decolonizing neurodivergents about how our tech struggles reveal what we've internalized and what our brains actually need.

Reflect on Your Tech Struggles with the Software Psychic

I help neurodivergent creatives and small business owners understand the patterns they keep repeating—so they don't make it a third time. These aren't troubleshooting sessions—they're reflection sessions where we examine your last tech hurdle and figure out what it's revealing about what you've internalized and what your brain actually needs.

Hitting the Same Walls?

You're already doing the work—building systems, learning your tools, making progress. But the same friction points keep slowing you down or making you feel like you're failing when you're not.

These are the kinds of challenges we unpack together.

Same patterns repeating no matter what you try

Productivity tools that don't fit your brain

Tech that works against you instead of with you

Internalized assumptions hiding in your workflow

Ready to understand what your struggles are teaching you

Want to learn, not just be rescued

Ready to understand what your struggles are trying to teach you?

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My Services

Through tarot-guided insight and deep technical expertise, I help you see what you can't see alone: the ways your tools work against you, the resources you didn't know existed, and the new pathways forward.

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Async Project & Web Presence Reading

20-Minute Video Recording

$30

Receive a potent 20-minute intuitive reading for your project, website, or online presence, delivered as a private video. No live meeting required—perfect for busy schedules.

  • Personalized video recording
  • Tarot card pull at start and end
  • Deep project & web presence analysis
  • Pattern recognition insights
  • Watch and re-watch at your pace

Asynchronous—no live meeting

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Live 1:1 Sessions

Interactive sessions with real-time guidance

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20-Minute Software Psychic Session

Quick reflection and resource discovery

$30

Quick reflection and resource discovery with the Pythoness Programmer. We'll start and end with a tarot card pull to guide our session. Perfect for understanding a specific struggle, discovering new resources, or getting clarity on your next step.

  • Tarot card pull at start and end
  • Reflection on your recent tech struggle
  • Pattern recognition: what this reveals about what you've internalized
  • Resources and tools you may not have heard of
  • One clear next step forward
  • Follow-up email with resources

Great for specific questions or quick wins

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60-Minute Software Psychic Session

Deep dive into your tech patterns

$60

Deep dive into your tech patterns with the Pythoness Programmer. We'll start and end with a tarot card pull. Ideal for understanding recurring struggles, uncovering what you've internalized from ableist tech culture, and building a framework for better decisions going forward.

  • Tarot card pull at start and end
  • Deep reflection on patterns you keep repeating
  • Uncover what you've internalized from productivity culture
  • Discover neurodivergent-friendly alternatives to mainstream tools
  • Build a framework for making better tech decisions
  • Implementation roadmap that works with your brain
  • 30-day follow-up consultation

Most popular for extended guidance

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Why "Software Psychic"?

My approach isn't about predicting the future—it's about seeing patterns others miss and connecting dots across industries that have historically gatekept knowledge.

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Pattern Recognition

My background in sociology, civics, and politics gives me a unique lens for seeing how systems truly work—and where they're designed to fail.

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Industry Connections

I make unsettling connections across law, marketing, and tech—industries that have historically gatekept knowledge from the people who need it most.

Spiritual Creation

Creation and ideation are spiritual processes. I combine the mystical with the practical to get at the heart of what your business truly needs.

How We'll Work Together

A clear, structured process designed to reduce overwhelm and maximize results. The process starts as soon as you book your session, including your deck preference for our tarot or oracle card pulls.

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Book & Share

Secure your session and fill out a quick intake form to share your goals, challenges, and priorities.

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Assessment

I review your information and analyze your current systems to identify opportunities for improvement.

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Session & Solutions

We meet for your session, diving into your challenges, brainstorming solutions, and creating a clear action plan together.

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Follow-Up & Support

Receive a summary, resources, and next steps after your session. There are options for ongoing support if you need it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Common questions about my services and approach.

What makes your approach different?

I don't swoop in with quick fixes. These are reflection sessions: we examine what your tech struggles reveal about what you've internalized and what your brain actually needs. I blend deep technical expertise with tarot-guided intuition and neurodivergent-centered design. It's a judgment-free, affirming space (LGBTQIA+ and sex-worker affirming) where we slow down, reflect, and build understanding together.

Who are these sessions for?

You're already capable and learning. You need someone who can help you see the patterns you're too close to notice, point you toward resources that match your actual brain, validate that the friction you feel is real—and show you different ways forward. Not for: emergency tech rescue, anyone who wants me to "just fix it" without understanding why, or folks who aren't interested in reflection or pattern work.

How do I know which service is right for me?

Start with a 20-minute session for a specific struggle or to discover resources you haven't tried. The 60-minute session is ideal when you want to understand why you keep hitting the same walls, map patterns across multiple struggles, or build a framework for better tech decisions. The async reading works when you want a potent reflection on your project or web presence on your own time.

What if I need ongoing support?

The 60-minute session includes a 30-day follow-up consultation. Many clients book another session when they're ready to go deeper or tackle the next pattern. We build understanding so you don't make it a third time—and you can always return when you need a reflection partner again.

Do you work with businesses or just individuals?

Both. I work with neurodivergent creatives, small business owners, and anyone doing decolonizing work who wants tech that aligns with their values. My approach is the same: reflection and pattern recognition so you understand your struggles and discover pathways that fit your brain.

Ready to Understand Your Tech Struggles?

Choose the session that fits your needs, and let's reflect together. No pressure, no judgment—just a conversation about how I can help.